Cowhide Kung

One liners-questions II?

Do classical music students keep a piano in their bathroom to practice Handel’s water music?
Is cowhide used to hold cows together?
Is your horoscope a cross between your least favourite teacher and a telescope.
Why does a three-legged race always start with a tie?
If someone found a way to make wool out of milk, would cows feel sheepish?
Is an inkling a baby pen?
Is Ivanhoe a Russian gardener?
Fact; the most common illness in Far East is ‘Kung flu’
Most problems in exams are not caused by the questions, but the answers.
Is an octopus a cat with eight legs?
Is guerrilla warfare, monkeys throwing nuts at each other?
Why is everyone always angry, is it all the rage?
Does satisfaction come from a satisfactory?
Is it true every time you stand up you lose your lap?
Are the best slippers made from bananas?
Does impeccable mean the birds can’t eat it?
Is Cubic the language spoken in Cuba?
Does “ Her beauty was timeless” mean her face could stop a clock?

Good ones.